The natives are restless! ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: <zhigang.xiang@qc.cuny.edu> Date: Tue, Feb 1, 2011 at 3:30 PM Subject: Re: [Chairlist] question To: department chair listserv <chairlist@elf.soc.qc.cuny.edu> CUNYfirst, the best place to get lost :-( Where to find a half-cooked enterprise management system with an awkward retro-style interface? a) The Computer Museum in Boston. b) CUNY in New York. How to annoy a customer who is having difficulty accessing the system? a) Grant him access privilege in five seconds. b) Give him a 5-page form that makes him feel dizzy and send him around for signatures. Which of the following is a better approach to creative accounting? a) Repo 105. b) Making a transaction without entering it into the transaction log. How to elevate an introductory undergraduate course to the PhD level? a) Create the course as 090.3 through UCC and see it as 903 in CUNYfirst. b) Forget it. How to put a newly accepted international student into the system? a) Use the 9999***** number assigned by the admissions office. b) Forget it - the system does not take anyone without a valid SSN. What is the most annoying word in the English language? a) Sales. b) Processing. Zhigang